Let’s play a game, shall we? Here are the rules: I’ll ask a question, and you answer with “ketchup!”
What’s the greatest condiment on Earth?
Um…did you read the rules? You’re supposed to answer with “ketchup!” Let’s try again. I’ll start with an easy one.
What’s red, made of tomatoes, and rhymes with wetchup? Ketchup! Good job. I knew you’d catch on.
What should no hamburger ever lack? Ketchup!
What makes everything taste better? Ketchup!
What should every french fry be dipped in? Ketchup!
What is my all-time favorite condiment? Ketchup!
Oooh trick question! That was what used to be my favorite condiment. But ketchup, step aside. There’s a new dipping sauce in town and it’s definitely gonna show you up. Make room for the exotic, creamy, and oh-so flavorful curry mayonnaise. And versatile too! You can use it to dip fries in, on sandwiches, burgers, wraps, anything you can think of that you would use ketchup for. It even has ketchup in it, so if you’re a ketchup-loving weirdo like I am, you can feel better knowing you’re not completely betraying your beloved condiment.